call me Mad Dog | 25 | author | WA | please check out my dedicated writing blog, @seattle2069

 

Facebook you HAVE to stop suggesting in my feed I post a video clip with examples of videos from my phone. That is pornography. It would be very popular but sadly is not allowed on your platform. I am trying to scroll through reels while my family is right next to me. I do not want them seeing how many long clips of huge titted women I have stored on my phone.

zoethebitch:

zoethebitch:

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I will never ever get tired of hearing about these things happening to dudes who invested in the fake internet money used for crimes industry and then lost all of their crime lord clients money when the crypto bubble popped

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argies just can’t stop winning

juney-blues:

txttletale:

txttletale:

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this aliceavizandum tweet has never ever ever stopped being true & when you realise this it will turn you into the god damn joker (from the movie joker)

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she was also real for having this in her twitter bio

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evergreen

stardial:

internetwes:

gengarpng:

gengarpng:

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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no….. my dinks….

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*unskrinkies you*

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they should make a new train route that has a big jump in it. like over a canyon. wouldn’t that be sick

they should make a new train route that has a big jump in it. like over a canyon. wouldn’t that be sick

probuccalfat:

iluvbongrips:

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💀💀💀💀

step out the palace with my tunic on, im so bad i could turn a eunuch on

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puyopuyo:

puyopuyo:

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

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